Ya ya ya...so it's a bit after midnight. Anyway.
In late breaking news, experts have said that the Mammoth is poised for a comeback in the near future. Yes, I mean the big hairy animal of yesteryear. Not biting?
"The woolly mammoth could be brought back from extinction using sperm extracted from animals encased in ice."
but how, you ask?
"The idea would be to inject mammoth sperm, assuming it could be retrieved, into the eggs of female elephants."
as far as why...you're on your own there.
Snacktime's over, and I'm a bit off my oddy knocky...and so now it's time to retire.