Coffee, for making more easily digestible, these ridiculously horrible slides. (+3)
Person currently presenting has no neck. (even)
Writing "Quality of Life Index" while sitting in all day "workshop". (+2)
Overly curious office neighbor repeatedly asks where I am. Complains that I don't leave notes. From now on, will deliver play by play of EVERY move I make, including bathroom breaks. And I drink a lot of coffee. (even)
Leaving tomorrow for Scottish Getaway 2008. At this rate, may never return. (+5)
This Week's Total: (+5)
Last Week's Total: (-9)
1 comment:
No Neck deserves at least a +1 for the comedic factor.
Plastering adhesive note papers on coworker's cubicle, definitely a +2.
You should have one for "Respiring," one for "Masticating," and for "Digesting," to go in your compendium.
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