Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Quality of Life Index, July 9

All day "workshop". People presenting that don't have a clue how to present. Slides look they were drawn up by a high school freshmen. (-5)

Coffee, for making more easily digestible, these ridiculously horrible slides. (+3)

Person currently presenting has no neck. (even)

Writing "Quality of Life Index" while sitting in all day "workshop". (+2)

Overly curious office neighbor repeatedly asks where I am. Complains that I don't leave notes. From now on, will deliver play by play of EVERY move I make, including bathroom breaks. And I drink a lot of coffee. (even)

Leaving tomorrow for Scottish Getaway 2008. At this rate, may never return. (+5)

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This Week's Total: (+5)
Last Week's Total: (-9)

1 comment:

JennyK said...

No Neck deserves at least a +1 for the comedic factor.

Plastering adhesive note papers on coworker's cubicle, definitely a +2.

You should have one for "Respiring," one for "Masticating," and for "Digesting," to go in your compendium.