Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Quality of Life Index, July 23

Inability to locate decent coffee in the UK. Nation of tea drinkers don't know what they're missing. Should try some Maui blend, then stop trying to convince me that whatever they've just served is indeed a "latte". (-3)

Bout of food poisoning at tail end of UK getaway. (-3)

Back from the UK. Back, now with less food poisoning. Back to the fatigue and un-wholesomeness of __________. (-6)

Decisions made. Plans set into unstoppable motion. A palpable, prospective return to those fondly recalled days of living dangerously. (+6)

Kid Rock's unabashed continued rip-off of everything. (-4)

The Dark Knight. A shining beacon of motherfucking hope after being left Wanting. (+10)

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This Week's Total: (even)
Last Week's Total: (+5)

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