Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Drunken Brit Drives Carriage. Hilarity Ensues.

Over in that crazy "Europe" place, 21 year olds just can't seem to get their hijinks down right. Recently, a young Brit was charged with driving a horse and carriage while under the influence.

Why can't 20-somethings across the pond just do what normal 20-somethings do?
Start a bar fight by wearing your football colors to a no-football-colors pub.
Shout at people in public. "Hey Fats, how much for that scooter?"
Take a piss on the side of the road, and uncomfortably turn around in and effort to hide your...self...from the cars...errr...whizzing by.

The 21-year old Gloucester native claims that he was decidedly not under the influence while horse and buggying

His horse, Dipstick, was unavailable for comment.

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