Please stop sucking. You used to be cool, and I used to really like you. You used to be funny and stuff, and - like - make me laugh early in the morning at my oft-but-not-always-notoriously boring former job.
I was totally looking forward to your new vlog project - and then I saw your new vlog project. Please make it better. Because if you don't, I don't think we can be friends anymore. And if I didn't think you were my friend, I just don't think I could bear it (see...I do silly spoofs too).
Stop being "new" and "innovative" and just be you. You're a pretty cool chick, when you wanna be.