Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Goat Promoted

This one is so ridiculous, that I've pasted the original text of the "news story" below. Enjoy. I know I did.

"A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of lance-corporal after shining on parade last week.

Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private soldier - last June after ruining a parade for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran amok.

In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven, performed exceptionally and was reinstated by his commanding officer."


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