What's playing on your pants?
This is the question I find myself pondering this fine Tuesday morning. I've heard (from various credible sources) that there are, indeed, people out and about forcing others to watch videos live on their midsection.
This begs the question of relevance. Is what's playing on your belt buckle better than what's playing on mine? Does your waist play CNN, or is it more of a Fox News kind of guy? Does it play E!(?). Does it stream the latest Google Video to make it to #1, or does it screen pirated movies, fresh of your favorite Bit Torrent index?
Maybe this is the next frontier for pirate-buffs. Maybe the MPAA should spend less of their time chasing Swedes, and more of it on herding up the LA rabble who are probably the jackasses wearing these things in the first place. Maybe these crotch-vid jockeys (minds out of the gutter, now...) are the next, logical step in the evolution of content piraters.
I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to a private(s) screening of Superman Returns on a midsection near me real soon. Just make sure to get on that ab-roller...obstructed views are a bitch...
See you in the funny pages...
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