Tuesday, November 14, 2006

USB Missle Launcher

Cube Warfare.

It's the dirty little secret of Corporate America. Getting the drop on that ass-hat that sits just over the half wall on your right, be it by way of a leaky coffee cup, or shrinkwrapping his cube shut and filling it with shipping popcorn while he's away on vacation, is something that anyone who has ever had to use the "C" word to describe their workplace knows the trappings of all too well.

Well folks, the ante has been upped.

Meet the USB Missle Launcher. Pesky co-workers always coming around the corner just as you're trying to bid on that Captain Kirk coffee mug? Boss always doing the Lumbergh Lean on your cube wall? Well, shoot 'em up.

According to Kleargear.com, this little bundle of USB goodness is "the state-of-the-art deterrent against those bored and aggravating individuals that loiter around your desk when thereÂ’s nothing better for them to do".

You said it, Kleargear. Have at it, Hoss.

See you in the funny pages...

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