Today's Top Story: Viennese Man Is Confirmed As Moron
Yesterday, a Viennese man severed his own ring finger and presented it, with wedding band still strapped on, to his ex-wife after an acrimonious divorce.
He was charged with dangerous harassment.
This begs the obvious question of "Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?"You really showed her, ass-hat. You're supposed to cut off your nose to spite your face, not sever a finger to spite your already ex-wife.
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An Unrelated Note: Read about how dynamite can save the forest, here.
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And finally - I know I said I wouldn't, but this is just so funny...
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See you in the funny pages...
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